Euripides put up a blog recently that I found quite amusing. Well, here are my (hopefully witty) Choral Responses to your own humor.
Only the most intelligent can truly laugh at themselves….boy, I am brilliant, then!
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One and only one, and he’ll change everything else while he’s at it, whether it needs to be changed or not, but don’t ask him for proof of citizenship.
Q: How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. Duh, they’re socialists!
Q: How many Communists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, provided he can provide proof to the government that the bulb NEEDS to be changed, submit the proper forms to the proper person in the proper way at the proper time, then wait in line behind the 6,000 other people in his city who need light bulbs changed before him.
Q: How many Gay Rights Activists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but they know the conservatives will try to pas a law denying their religious rights to change it together.
Q: How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Obama already changed it without even asking whether or not it SHOULD be changed!
Q: How many Regular American Citizens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the government WANTS to keep them in the dark.
Q: How many Bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Too many to count—Just one to change it, but then innumerable hosts of readers to comment on whether or not they liked how he changed it, and countless others saying that he did it wrong, and providing suggestions for better light bulb changes in the future!
Only the most intelligent can truly laugh at themselves….boy, I am brilliant, then!
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One and only one, and he’ll change everything else while he’s at it, whether it needs to be changed or not, but don’t ask him for proof of citizenship.
Q: How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. Duh, they’re socialists!
Q: How many Communists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, provided he can provide proof to the government that the bulb NEEDS to be changed, submit the proper forms to the proper person in the proper way at the proper time, then wait in line behind the 6,000 other people in his city who need light bulbs changed before him.
Q: How many Gay Rights Activists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but they know the conservatives will try to pas a law denying their religious rights to change it together.
Q: How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Obama already changed it without even asking whether or not it SHOULD be changed!
Q: How many Regular American Citizens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the government WANTS to keep them in the dark.
Q: How many Bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Too many to count—Just one to change it, but then innumerable hosts of readers to comment on whether or not they liked how he changed it, and countless others saying that he did it wrong, and providing suggestions for better light bulb changes in the future!
2 comments:
Hey Mr. Giggles:
Thanks for the nod. Your jokes made me giggle, so I guess you're name is protected.
One question: Nothing about a hope for a changed light bulb? That seems like a gimme from the current administration.
lol cute :)
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